wrong side of the road.
Sep 14 '10

Jun 30 '10

some 9 year old boys know what's up.

  • student: my older brother told me that boys are defected because of our DNA. i asked mr. x to explain and he said we are all girls the first three months of our lives.
  • ms.e : so what do you think about that?
  • student: it means that girls are more superior to boys.
  • ms. e: did mr. x or your brother tell you that?
  • student: no i figured that part out on my own.
  • ms. e: ah.

Jun 10 '10

May 31 '10

(via artislovely & mildlyannoyedrabbit)

May 31 '10

Sex and the City 2 = WTF?

May 24 '10
wise words.

wise words.

May 24 '10

my facebook ads include pampers and depends. huh.

May 23 '10

i have not seen one episode of LOST.

that is all. carry on.

May 23 '10

didn’t even bother to get out of bed for last night’s earthquake. *yawn*

california native yo.

May 20 '10

May 19 '10
Do you know how I know if I’m drunk? I do a Sudoku puzzle. If I finish it, I am still sober.
— MY MOM.

May 19 '10

(via ihatemyparents & juliasegal)

May 12 '10

May 7 '10
Now, on the road to freedom, I was pausing for a moment near Temuco and could hear the voice of the water that had taught me to sing.
— Paublo Neruda

Apr 23 '10

(via thedailywhat)